The only comparable experience is ssh’ing in to fix a production outage from a Comcast network.

(They are gonna be SALTY when this tweet finishes rendering for them in three months.)

Well, shame on me! I forgot another thing... if you get sued by a big company, do you think people assume you are righteous and just trying to do your job? Or do you assume that people think you've done something really bad clearly? I CAN TELL YOU WITH CONFIDENCE IT IS THE

OH! here's the issue - you are presumed guilty WRT to being able to work. For most, the employer says 'sorry, we're taking away our offer - we can't deal with this'. For the lucky (lucky!) that can get to lawsuit, they are paying lawyer fees and probably get a temporary

This is a great and very specific kind of joke. Damnit.

I'm pretty sure Microsoft's cloud adoption strategy is 'we'll cut 20% off your office365 license if you announce you're using azure in a press release'

I... would absolutely pull basically a complete 180 in my assessment of IBM if they were to do this. It'd be the most interesting / relevant thing they could do, which is exactly why I'd bet they won't.

But I would absolutely love to see it.

I didn't comment on it at the time because when you accuse a competitor of IP theft you generally have, y'know, something to show for it. I assumed they had a slam dunk case!

Who the hell would make that claim unless you could back it up super easily?!

Splunk, apparently.

This affirms that there's nothing Splunk won't do for (exactly) a dollar.

They made some pretty bold ethics claims both about Cribl and Clint Sharp personally--I assumed they HAD to have proof.

Nope, those got tossed in summary judgement. Splunk just sucks.

Whoa, the secret formula for Coca-Cola is about to be revealed after 132 years!

Okay, Keith Townsend is better at predicting things than I am with my 'nobody'll care about Kubernetes by 2024' industry scrying.

You taunt me with poetry at your own peril, orange website.

Getting back to my roots a bit.

Some people might know that Amazon sued me after I had left AWS and later went to Google Cloud. cnbc.com/2020/06/11/aws…. I cannot be happier to see the FTC ruling to ban non-competes in the US. 'Noncompete clauses violate a 110-year-old law that prohibits unfair methods of

I legitimately did not know that it had moved to Austin.

I really wanna understand how this can be true, yet Amazon has a “strive to be the earth’s best employer” leadership principle?

Demonstrates that at least one LP is in fact simply words on a page. How many others are?

“IBM: Putting the ‘Forms’ in Terraform.”

Update to the AWS service terms: they suddenly don’t want you to attempt to reproduce their AI service training data.

What’s the training data, Amazon Web Services, and why are you suddenly getting religion on this particular point?