Fuck X. I'm out.

🖕

Rybar says this morning raid on Crimea saw unusual paths for Ukrainian UAVs followed by 4 Storm Shadows which all hit their targets (ammunition depots).

3/ Shapps is implying that ending new fossil fuel licensing would shut off oil & gas use overnight & therefore we must develop more.

But we've already enough fossil fuels for the full transition for the 1.5C pathway.

New fields burst our carbon budget!

carbonbrief.org/new-fossil-fue…

1/ This is the UK's Secretary of State for Energy Security and Net Zero.

He's bullshitting you.

Let's debunk his nonsense line by line...🧵

twitter.com/grantshapps/st…

How Twitter became the X app (illustrated)

Well, thanks god it’s not called Z now, yeah

Anyone not stupid can see Twitter is falling to pieces and is likely to financially crash

Meanwhile, Elon Musk is claiming Twitter will be half the world financial system.

He’s either a pathological liar or entirely divorced from reality. Pick one.

Different leaders in Kabul might still have saved the situation. We don't know.

But pulling the plug on their allies was a US decision - one they did not need to make.

And it's a decision that will come back to bite us.

But most of all, it is the Afghans that suffer.

🧵Fin

Sometime in March we had an approved bird and it launched in May of 2012.

This little blue bird did so much over the last 11 years, 🫡

Today we say goodbye to this great blue bird

This logo was designed in 2012 by a team of three. Todd Waterbury, Angy Che and myself,

The logo was designed to be simple, balanced, and legible at very small sizes, almost like a lowercase 'e', a 🧵

Assuming these were the only two possible options, which would you choose?

(It's a purely hypothetical question. I am not saying those really are the only two options.)

We have to find a way to bring plutonium back to the conversation here. It's a limitless carbon-free resource (made in breeder reactors) that we can use to fight climate change, and we know how to do so without undue peripheral concerns.

Fixed it. #TwitterX

New Twitter logo looks like it should be on the armbands of some particularly brutal unit of the Thought Police that smash down your door at 3am, bundle you into a sack and take you for a dirt nap because you once opined at a cheese & wine party that Musk is a lunatic. #TwitterX

well Elon’s finally gone and done it #TwitterX

like if you prefer the old logo
retweet if you prefer the old logo

X will never stop being stupid.

What a pairing of headline and picture.

Truly incredible how it took only three years for Elon Musk to shift his public image from “eccentric genius, futurist, progressive” to “subnormal intelligence, impossibly bad business instincts, unlikeable, fascist”

Remember how we were all saying that refusing to leave the russian market will make you complicit in the war?

Congratulations Unilever on entering your war crimes participation era, we are all very excited to never buy from you ever again! 👏