ryan john gray (@rjgray__ )

ryan john gray

Bio Journalist of varying flavours.
Award deserving comedian.
Brighton Fringe show tickets πŸ‘‡

Location England, United Kingdom
Tweets 17,0K
Followers 814
Following 2,3K
Account created 20-04-2011 06:30:45
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Twitter Web App : Lauren Pattison i used to work on the bar at st james' park and someone once threw a burger at me and stole a fire extinguisher because he thought i'd spat in his food - his evidence was that i was smiling

Android : yeah, nan! you might be 90 and in a wheelchair, but if you die, it's because you didn't run enough, you lazy prick. twitter.com/EddieHearn/sta…

Android : whenever i see anne hathaway in a film i have to sing 'there's anne hathaway' to the tune of there's no other way by blur

Android : sure, paint is putting me off riding trains, not the fact it's Β£200 to go anywhere... twitter.com/BBCPolitics/st…

Android : Having a party tonight - dress code is posh twats with shotguns, see you all there, come one come all twitter.com/paulwaugh/stat…