My outfit for tonight is very “dinner party where there might be drugs”

My first acting job was in a Henry Jaglom film called Irene in Time

Ring lights are made to look like light in Los Angeles sad

In Malibu

I have never felt more seen than in this Ruby McCollister passage from Perfectly Imperfect…… a half sandwich and a Diet Coke, my life, my love, my home perfectlyimperfect.fyi/p/177-ruby-mcc…

MON 5/16 @ 9:30 PM!

Ruby McCollister (Curb Your Enthusiasm, Search Party) returns w/ her new one woman show (in progress) that explores her addiction to... let's face it... Tragedy.

Laughs, tears, revelation guaranteed!

Get tix: elysiantheater.com/shows/rubymcco…

Don’t tell God: I just ate a cookie!

HELP ME IM MOD!!! Jake and Ruby are geniuses!!!

Really scientifically thinking about if Blonde guys are hot or not

Came out as a wasp onstage and it turned out how you expected

Jay Alexander for La Croix is the collaboration we need to make happen 🩸

Feeling castrated

FRI 2/18 @ 10 PM!

A one-woman show in which Ruby McCollister explores her addiction to… (let's face it)… Tragedy. Laughs, tears and revelation guaranteed.

Get tix: elysiantheater.com/shows/ruby0218…

hobo-clowns are always witches but not all witches are hobo-clowns

I’m unwinding watching this BRONX documentary on HBO and it hit me… HBO should be the next mayor of New York.

I want to have children only to show them how to craft Christmas decorations on the cheap

I wish Adam Curtis made “A truth about Christmas” movie I could watch right about now

Why do rich people love owning photos of basquiat in the 80s (redundant) to casually hang in a child’s “play den”

Today on StraightioLab, we welcome dangerous mind Ruby McCollister to unpack boyfriends, bureaucracy, and the impacts of global religions. Open your mind and listen here: Linktr.ee/samtaggart