Please pick me for jury selection on the J6 case. Voir Dire will be so much fun!

“It says here that you tweeted, ahem, and I quote ‘fuck that treasonous orange shitgibbon and the dead ferret on his head’ - is that accurate?

“The tweet speaks for itself, your honor”

What universe were these people living in??

Trump has fallen asleep in the courtroom for a second day in a row. Frank G. Runyeon: “Trump’s head slowly dropped, his eyes closed. It jerked back upward. He adjusts himself. Then, his head droops again. He straightens up, leaning back. His head (droops) for a third time, he…

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Congressional Republicans call my Affordable Connectivity Program – the plan responsible for getting 23 million households affordable internet – 'wasteful.'

Tell that to the mom who used to park outside a restaurant so her child could get online and do homework.

17-year-old student pilot lands plane without landing gear

The long awaited Lectern Gate report involving Sarah Huckabee Sanders has just been released, and state investigators have referred their findings to a criminal prosecutor. meidastouch.com/news/lectern-g…

Fanfuckingtastic! More of this, please.

I’ll explain.

Dear Barron,

Your father will not attend your graduation.

Not because he’s on trial for 34 felony charges in New York.

Not because he tried to hide his dalliance with a porn star while your mother was pregnant with you.

Not because he’s been denied leave by…

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We have ONE Commander in Chief who speaks for the United States of America, President Joe Biden.

As well, he should.

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🤣Trump Wanted to See Crowd Outside Court. He Got 50 Randos.

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Armorer for Alec Baldwin's movie 'Rust' ordered to prison after on-set shooting death
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🚨 #BREAKINGNEWS Judge Merchan read a list of people involved in the case. Here are the names Michael Cohen, Kellyanne Conway, Robert Costello, Stormy Daniels, Donald Trump, Rudy Giuliani, Hope HIcks, Dylan Howard, Dewitt Hutchins, Jared Kushner, Karen McDougal, David Pecker, and…

It looks like mine isn’t shown so I would pick #1 as the closest one. But this is my first cell phone that was bigger than my purse.

Sure he was!

One hell of a contrast happening right now

If Trump is too old and weak to stay awake at his own criminal trial, what do you think will happen in the Situation Room?