HAPPY SURVIVOR FINALE DAY

when ur working to the bone so even hanging out w friends is exhausting 😭

my best friend is like a celebrity to me

I have so many things I wanna tweet but I forgot them all

I can tell when your photo dump is coming from a dishonest place .

I love that gay little onion, the shallot.

Omg sorry i can’t hang tonight. yeah. i have to be alone and somber . what are you doing tomorrow though

Im jealous how often the ladies of sex and the city got to link up and have girl time

Being a baby must be scary, imagine sleeping at home & you wake up at TJMAXX

Is your love language really acts of service or are you just a Virgo shocked at the thought of someone else completing a task or responsibility for once

I’m working lllaaaate cuz I’m a SINGARRRR

I love texting

BOUNCE ON THAT SHIT DANCE BOUNCE ON THAT SHIT NO HANDS

I''LLLLL BE YOUR SHOTGUN RIDERRRRRRRRRR TIL THE DAY I DIEEEEEE

I can’t believe renaissance came out 2 years ago ???

I HATE ADMIN!!!!