With the right fetish, any store can be a sex toy store

Me meeting someone: 'Oh please, Transgender was my father. Just call me Tranny 🙂'

I want to assure everyone that when I talk about my impending death, they're all just jokes. I have no plans of dying. I am going to outlive everyone. I'm going to live forever. I am going to eat the last ember inside the sun.

Check in on your trans fem friends today - Silksong once again failed to get announced in an Indie Direct

Estrogen is a gateway drug to getting little smooches on the forehead

Me in 2020: 'Okay I'm about to start HRT, but this isn't going to change who I fundamentally am as a person.'

Me now: 'Yes I do believe the capitalist system should be burned to the ground and a new one built to take its place. Isnt that right Blahaj?'

Anyway someone drop me several hundred dollars so that when I wake up I can actually do shit ko-fi.com/ashley95676

Having mental illness sucks, but at least if they ever make a biopic about me, that dude is a sure win for best actor and all he has to do is sit in a bathtub for 6 hours listening to Mitski

Sometimes I wonder why I even still take these and then they stop working sometimes and I remember exactly why I'm supposed to be taking these

Man I hate randomly feeling like my meds stopped working

I love it how some trans women are like 'my transition allowed me to grow from a cocoon, a blossoming flower grown from the mud' and others are like 'I stabbed a needle in my butt till I grew tits.'

I think the two of them should make out

Have we learned NOTHING from Futurama?

Eating that peach right after spraying my house down with bug spray was probably a bad idea, but is it not the nature of humanity to fall just so we can rise again?

Oh yea theres nudes in this in case thats important to you one way or another

Who thought that it was a good idea to have a physical body that required daily physical update. Was it Ronald Reagan??

My retirement plan is to drink a bunch of red bulls till my heart explodes and then sue the company if I survive