We make coffee at home.

A 12 pack of K-cups (Great Value Brand) is $4.99 at Walmart.

#Followmeformoretips

The government helps me with nothing.

That is evident by the diet we are on this week… it’s the one week before paycheck week. (IYKYK)

Made worse by the unfortunate loss of garage freezer and its contents (I want to cry every time I say that)

My dog still smells like skunk this morning. Still not taking him outside and getting rid of him, but I did make him sleep downstairs last night. (He is super mad at me, currently - he may send me to a gravel pit if he could)

My dog got sprayed by a skunk. (Still not planning on shooting him)

I backed my car into my garage door (don’t ask).

Somehow my my garage freezer got unplugged (most upset about this, because there was a lot of food in there)

I think the universe is telling me to go back…

My dog tried to fight with a skunk this morning…

Good thing he is my dog, and I love this big smelly jackass.

If he were part of the Noem family, he’d be visiting the gravel pit today.

Wait… what???

Kristi Noem killed her dog because she didn’t like him?

Is that right?

I could use some wine right now 🍷

No, it’s not.

What’s sinful is turning an innocent act, like feeding a child, into something sexual.

Don’t be a pervert.

When my son was in 8th grade another 8th grade student told him he was going to bring a gun to school and shoot his f*ggot ass.

Where do you think a 13 year old learns that homophobia?

I don’t take Ritalin…

My pool boy is my husband and I fuck him often.

Any other questions? ♥️

That’s because we’re not homophobic, transphobic or racist.

This isn’t controversial.

I 100% take issue with a group of fake “conservative” women attacking my son and kids just like him.

I won’t ever apologize for that.

Oh we know the “core values” of moms4liberty. It’s homophobia, transphobia, and racism. Throw in a lot of hypocrisy from members who demonize those who are gay, while having threesomes when they get home.

I don’t “hate” anyone, but you can bet I’ll defend my LGBTQ+ teenager,…

Every morning when I sign onto my work computer it defaults to the MSN home page.

There is always an article front and center about dementia. Usually the top ten signs that you’re developing it.

Is my computer trying to tell me something?

There is plenty of videos of the bigoted moms4liberty members interrupting board meetings…

And you know what else moms4liberty is on video doing…

Is this offended you… just wait…

In all fairness our daughter had to get about $1,000 worth of dental work that put a damper on our budget for the week but come on… a box of cake mix is like $2.00, right?

I wasn’t anticipating a gift for my birthday, but I didn’t even get a cake…

How long should my husband remain in the dog house?

What a great birthday present 🙌🏼

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

It’s my birthday, so you are required to be nice today. 🥳

The rules
-No sending me unsolicited dick pics
-No telling me I’m going to hell because I’m a pro-choice Catholic
-No calling me a commie

I woke up having a hot flash and my back killing me… this getting older is…

What hole? 🤔