My dick is so long it goes from A to Z on the keyboard 😁

Parkinson's pussy must go crazy

*brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

eating beef outta the fuckin trash

👁️👄👁️

IT'S A DOUBLE CHUNK CHOCOLATE COOKIE

“WYD after eating this? 🤪”

Yeah idk man, probably writhing on the couch in absolute agony, pre-diarrhea squishin out my dungarees and burping painfully

You wanna make my cock explode now?

I'M GONNA OPEN UP A CAN OF CUM-ASS

just gave birth to a Leviathan

YOU DIRTY POOP FUCKER!!!!!!

get yourself a rеtаrd white girl

I CAN'T BELIEVE

GEORGE LOPEZ

IS DEAD

I can see through my eyelids

Only ugly women should have to pay taxes

They did surgery on a microwaved hotdog

I found a double barrelled shotgun in my infant son's inventory!!

I'm siphoning the psychic energy from over 1000 souls, trying to recreate the smell of my preschool's handsoap

Printing out my posts and smoking them

✋Please refrain from dipping your penis into my soup👍

And if things couldn't get any worse

MY FOOT IS STUCK IN THE GOD DAMN TOILET AGAIN