still time to sign up on new tech and end of life care #digitalhealth #palliativecare

Level 1: Relaxed Goose
Level 2: Slightly Miffed Goose
Level 3: Quite Cross Goose
Level 4: Livid Goose
Level 5: Violent Goose

Continental cheese: We used a process unchanged for 600 years and aged it in a cave for two years

British cheese: We briefly scared a cow

American cheese: We fed some descriptions of cheese into an AI engine

What people think self diagnosis is Vs what it actually is

Now, as a medievalist I would say this doesn’t bode well….

Oof this! Five self inflicted accidental concusions in...

'How you die is determined by where you live, surely we're better than that' - 💙Rachael Maskell MP MP.

The variation in hospice funding isn't right. We urgently need a new funding model for end of life care so hospices are able to provide timely and compassionate care.

Top 30 British expressions:

1. Right, what’s all this then?
2. Don’t get your knickers in a twist
3. All gone pear-shaped
4. I’m in a bit of a pickle
5. It’s not my cup of tea
6. I’m chuffed to bits
7. I’m full of beans
8. Happy as Larry
9. What a load of…
10. He’s off…

#QualitativeResearch #IfYouKnowYouKnow

The first rule of naming something, never ask the British public.

Did you know that payroll costs for UK hospices have surged by 11%, equating to £130 million in additional spending?
We’re joining @HospiceUK to call for a new model to fund end-of-life and palliative care

'Describe your ideal work environment'

Me:

It seemed everything was getting better last week. My brilliant husband was recovering from the cardiac arrest that very nearly killed him. He’d finally got home from hospital.

Then his heart stopped again.

We were in bed. I was the only one there.

All he had.

What I’ve learned / had reinforced from this crazy few weeks:
- fight for the people you love
- defend the NHS at all costs
- my friends and family are amazing
- my husband is the bravest, strongest, hardest-fighting man I know
- we should all know CPR

If you're a night owl, like 30% of people, then you have a disability in the modern world.

'When a night owl is forced to wake up too early their prefrontal cortex remains in a disabled off-line state, like a cold engine after an early morning start. An adult’s owlness or…

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Feeling an entirely futile sense of satisfaction at having witnessed the #Eclipse2024 and the eclipse in #UK1999 .

Last chance to have your say. AFC is poorly implemented in #Nursing (more #nurses are proportionally paid on the lowest pay band than any other graduate profession in the NHS)
Is a separate pay spine the answer?
Have your say here.

When you were doing an undergrad, you wanted to do a masters. When you did a masters, you wanted to do a PhD. Now you’re doing a PhD, you want to be a cat.

I sometimes say “statistics is violent” because it does this to the world. Reality presents itself to us in the form on the left and we turn it into “data” which is basically the form on the right.