If Trump were a retirement home, what would it be named?

What’s the name of this rock band?

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Breaking!!!

James Comer has uncovered substantial evidence that Joe Biden failed to return his VHS copy of 'On Golden Pond' in 1982. In addition, a clerk is willing to testify under oath that he failed to rewind Star Wars.

Stay tuned for further details.

Before you know it, he will be selling them for $99 a bottle.
#TrumpFarts

Nothing says strength like a fat old orange man sleeping and pooping his pants during his criminal hush money trial…

Who had these two trending together in their 2024 bingo card?

Beavis and Butthead humor.

Trump is farting up the courtroom!! What does it smell like in there?

#TrumpSmells

What kind of an idiot would set himself on fire for that orange POS?

Breaking:
Jury selection is now complete.

Naughtius Maximus 🇺🇦🌻 Same with one of the alternates I understand
😂

Somebody’s not having a good day.

What’s stopping Speaker Mike Johnson from removing #MoscowMarge from all her committee assignments?
Enough is enough!

Now ⁦Israel ישראל 🇮🇱⁩, if you’re listening, in order to hasten the demise of the Islamofascist regime in Iran, you need to eliminate this guy👇. With #IRGC ’s backing, he’s grooming himself to be the next supreme leader, and he’s 100X worse than his dad. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mojtaba_K…

What is Marjorie Taylor Green‘s go to karaoke song?

#TBT #NoRulesForDonald

If they need an extra juror, I can totally be impartial. 😉