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Rex Huppke

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(VERY SERIOUS) @USATODAY humor(ish) columnist. Hypocrisy enthusiast. WOKE MOB, CO-FOUNDER. ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE (2017 to present).

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My 2024 predictions: An asteroid won't save us, but an AI fusion of Taylor Swift and Beyoncé might. And the Philadelphia Eagles will claim they won the Super Bowl, despite not playing in it.

Read on:

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'Before replaying a greatest hits list of GOP weirdness, let me first note that all this ridiculousness is inspired by an evil clown named Donald Trump,' columnist Rex Huppke writes. tinyurl.com/y9b7cefw?https…

'Before replaying a greatest hits list of GOP weirdness, let me first note that all this ridiculousness is inspired by an evil clown named Donald Trump,' columnist @RexHuppke writes. tinyurl.com/y9b7cefw?https…
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Homicide numbers are poised to hit a record decline nationwide. But most Americans think violent crime is on the rise.

There’s a stark disconnect between how a lot of Americans feel and what’s actually happening. Disinformation is distorting our perception of reality.

Homicide numbers are poised to hit a record decline nationwide. But most Americans think violent crime is on the rise. There’s a stark disconnect between how a lot of Americans feel and what’s actually happening. Disinformation is distorting our perception of reality.
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Dear New York Times,
The reason the 14th Amendment is “obscure” is that insurrectionists don’t routinely run for president. The ban on insurrectionists wasn’t intended to be used all the time — only when needed. Like now.
Hope that clears things up.
Sincerely,
Mark

Dear New York Times, The reason the 14th Amendment is “obscure” is that insurrectionists don’t routinely run for president. The ban on insurrectionists wasn’t intended to be used all the time — only when needed. Like now. Hope that clears things up. Sincerely, Mark
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'My most-repeated phrase of 2023 was: 'That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard in my life.' I said it so often it began to lose meaning, all thanks to Republicans’ admirably relentless attempts to out-stupid each other,' columnist Rex Huppke writes. usatoday.com/story/opinion/…

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My most-repeated phrase of 2023 was: “That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard in my life.” I said it so often it began to lose meaning, all thanks to Republicans’ admirably relentless attempts to out-stupid each other.

My column on a really dumb year:

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Another year almost gone and I guess everyone’s still fine with John Mellencamp singing “I need a lover THAT won’t drive me crazy” instead of “I need a lover WHO won’t drive me crazy.”

Whatever, people, it’s your world, I just live in it.

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My annual column on Santa Claus, and the sound argument that, in an age of AI and deepfakes and lying, believing in Santa is the one real thing we can cling to.

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On a block where everyone agrees to decorate their homes with white lights, be the one house that uses colored lights and an inflatable Baby Yoda wearing a Santa hat.

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'Oh, shoot! They figured out our plan. Now what are we going to do to get more people to vote for Democrats? Run a candidate who didn’t try to overturn a free and fair election?' writes columnist Rex Huppke. tinyurl.com/neym49be?https…

'Oh, shoot! They figured out our plan. Now what are we going to do to get more people to vote for Democrats? Run a candidate who didn’t try to overturn a free and fair election?' writes columnist @RexHuppke. tinyurl.com/neym49be?https…
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