Finally some good news, scientists discovered a treatment that can reduce COVID19 transmission by 70%, and its just a piece a cloth you wear in front of your dumb fucking face

Whata ya think?

Listen dont try and change my mind but the Amazon alexa is 10000 percent useless.

I got about 100 texts from my mom today about tj maxx and Marshall's being open and I now have new kitchen decor.

I needed a roommate 2 months ago so someone could tell me I WAS GETTING FAT AS FUCK.

Awe. How is sophia hanging. Did she have a job lined up orrr no she's just hoping someone will pick her up and pay her a million dollars? Is she making money in her sleep??

A guy just walked into a bar decked out in 412 gear and I forgot I was in Texas.

I remember one time during my sophomore year of college my neighbor was cleaning his light fixtures in his apartment. I should have proposed to that man cause it's been like 8 years and I have still not met a man with their shit as together as that guy....

I've turned into Regina George 'these sweatpants are all that fit me right now.'

Uhg I'm watching vanderpump and ariana was like 'if one more person talks shit on my house' and I wanted to talk shit but she has me blocked.

Some of y'all have had the same make up routine since 9th grade and it shows. (Me I have no idea how to do make up)

I miss maui.

Just like to say, I was correct.

If you don't want to be near the public because it makes you feel 'unsafe', don't go in public and take public transportation.

'I like solid 4s. Idk how much lower I can go.' -k🍒

idk who needs to hear this but I am not playing hard to get I just do not like you

He’s baaaaaaaackkkk!! 👀

Uhg I hate having to sleep in my own bed this much. I'm so used to staying in hotels with nice ass beds. I miss Sheraton the most.

Animal style sauce and in n out looks like cat vomit. I'd starve before I ever ate there again. (Granted I could skip a few meals anyway.)