I understand it’s midweek but Southampton are literally 5 points off the top of the Championship with another game in hand.

Why is it so empty…

Watched my club nearly die, Luton had 30 points taken off them and got relegated to the national league. Bury folded. Pompey and Sunderland plummeted to league 1. Countless more clubs with issues but it’s okay Liverpool lost to Crystal Palace. Bad you don’t know what bad is lad

If this was at the King Power Stadium 3-1 up v Leeds the picnic and “need to beat the traffic so my dog doesn’t shit all over the floor” fans would have left after 80 mins. Proper fan base Leeds. #LCFC

Paid my fine for speeding and sent off my info to DVLA - claimed they didn’t get it Royal Mail Help . Now I have a £750 fine and 4 points instead of 3 and £100. Modernise and let people enter their license info online

Leeds United B-B-B-BUT I THOUGHT ELLAND ROAD WAS A FORTRESS

I'm embarrassed to tell people what I do for work. I do night duty at a graveyard and spend 90% of my shift telling goths to stop shagging on the gravestones. They always look like they work in CEX and they have no shame. If you do this, please stop.

Apparently I was the choice of voters on Laura Kuenssberg to be PM.

That's flattering, thank you very kindly, but I'd rather wire my nipples to electrodes.

Our system is overly adversarial - mandating politicians to lie and sell policies they disagree with in order to hold the party…

Grown arse adults kicking off with kids over sitting in their season ticket seats (which they’ve been allocated) need to grow up man. Some awful fellas at Elland Road today

4,500 Maidstone fans have just watched their side win 2-1 away at Ipswich, whilst having 22% possession and only 2 shots all game…

The magic of the cup. 👏😍

US women’s soccer players vs. Retired men. Guess what happened.

Lad is making it look easy… 🤯

#lufc #mot

I have been married for 5 years and always found my wife extremely attractive but I decided to valet her car on the weekend and the amount of finger nails and balls of snot on her car floor was repulsive she's a filthy pig and I will never look at her the same again

It is an honour to be appointed as Secretary for Cheese.

The goal is clear.

My job is to keep people in this country eating cheese.

He’s back 🔥

Congratulations David Cameron 👏

Member of Lords and not an MP serving as cabinet minister will melt Twitter down. Yes it’s allowed gang x

Not racist

I get asked why I go out to these marches every week. This is why. We cannot trust our media to accurately report on them.

Goal. Greenwood scores for Middlesbrough.

#MIDLEI