Those fiery poles behind Cher were huge in 1992. #TOTP

Piss off Jacko. #TOTP

Dog Eat Dog. Like PJ & Duncan's older brothers who like to think of themselves as 'a bit edgy'. #TOTP

Flogging a dead horse (Christmas edition) #TOTP

There is no place for bagpipes in a power ballad. Should be No.1 in the rules of pop, that. #TOTP

James Horncastle is such a knowledgeable and engaging person to listen to on the game. Whenever I see a clip or read a piece of his, I learn something.

The more journalists like him who are given a platform to speak in the mainstream media, the better.

Also this: 'She was born in 1898 in a barn. She died on the thirty-seventh floor of a skyscraper. She’s an astronaut.'

also this entire sequence obviously. why are we not talking about Mad Men all the time

Those business plans in full... #TheApprentice

Got the nod

All the teams are lovely, the scenery's great and the slight of jeopardy is terrific. It's great to see #RaceAcrossTheWorld is back.

I never want an explanation for what happens in this video at 2m 40s. youtu.be/eG_RST7_C_I?si…

Confused by the ending of Passenger? Me too. #Passenger
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I keep expecting Wellington's scarf to get caught in the wheels of that Mini-Moke. #Eurovision1974

It's not everyone who can pull off the 'deputy branch manager at Abbey National in Sutton Coldfield', but Portugal can. #Eurovision1974

You need to see a stylist mate, never mind a star. #Eurovision1974

By the look of that VT, Romuald's stopped off on his way to play 18 holes with Tarby, Brucie and Ronnie Corbett. #Eurovision1974