dennis reynolds:

9 pints deep showing your mate the menu at your favourite kebab

Such a privilege to open for British comedy legend Russell Kane these last two nights!

I don’t have an agent, so when comics I grew up watching on TV give me opportunities like this because they wanna help bring through new talent, it’s honestly the best feeling in the world ❤️

Gonna be hell when LinkedIn finds out about this tree.

Omicron presents a tremendous challenge: do you go out and risk getting covid or stay on the internet and risk hearing people talk about NFTs

Man Utd might not thank me, but get the contract out put it on the table & let him sign it, let him right whatever numbers he wants, let him sign the contract. Carrick’s at the wheel man! #VILMUN UEFA Champions League

Lunchtime meal deals in the UK still universally £3 despite the soaring cost of absolutely everything. Every supermarket in the country waiting for one of them to blink and bump it to £4. The real cold war, this.

hot girl summer is over. the time of the orc has come

I actually don’t think that’s a great deal

1 milllllliiiooooonnnnn likes mwahaha. Safe, feels good ❤️

I have a new rule. If a pint is more than a fiver I’m having the glass. You want to rob me then I’ll rob you, you bastards.

But not sigma.

Kante for Ballon d'Or.

Not sure this is the right time for Tuchel to drop his new mixtape.