Doesn't tweet for a whole month and then comes back with this...King

FOZZIE NO

Incredible to think he had so much energy after 4pm.

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

do NOT sit in the front row when watching Spider-Man 2

Best Bond film for a reason

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Lily Gladstone and Kelly Marie Tran will star as a couple in Andrew Ahn’s remake of ‘THE WEDDING BANQUET’

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mom: please, please just go play with the other children

christopher robin: *googling how to order zoloft* I can’t the stuffed donkey I’m friends with is clinically depressed

Girls will be like ‘1 year with my absolute world xxx’ and this is the picture:

Seeing Speed on the big screen was absolutely euphoric. Still fist-pumpingly awesome every step of the way. 5 fucking stars.

Also noticed for the first time that this guy is in it!

The subscriber cover is better 🥰

they couldn't make spider-man 2 today because no man currently working in hollywood possesses the raw sexual energy of a middle-aged alfred molina

Should've cast them instead

I love Mary Jane in those movies. She and Peter are both such colossal fuckups, it's way more compelling

While it may seem myopic to use Spider-Man 2 as a 'they don't make em like this anymore' movie, they don't make em like that anymore

SPIDER-MAN 2 IS FUCKING UNTOUCHED ON THE THRONE OF SUPERHERO FILMS ITS THE STANDARD THAT NONE HAS FOLLOWED THE EXAMPLE OF ITS THE FUCKING MASTERPIECE WE’LL NEVER RECREATE AS A SPECIES

the way the two guys just kissed for so long with tongue as the camera zoomed closer to their faces and forgot they were wanting to get with zendaya… glued to my seat in the sense that

“Sammy…, those are fuckin onions.”