Ultrasound of my hernia

Oh I get it. Fun onions.

Ohhhhhh. “Pet’s Mart” duh.

referring to the non-boar's head stuff as 'well turkey' at the deli

Sciatica is a beautiful name for a baby

you guys dreams do come true

Babies when you do peekaboo:

I will never get sick of this place

He’s eating a hot dog

In the club shyly covering my mouth and saying “teehee”.

They should invent kitchen knifes that don’t whisper things to you

Just matched with my therapist on Tinder let's goooo

in my mind oscar the grouch moves from trash can to trash can like a hermit crab.

I can’t get my son Taffney out of my Cybertruck until I download the latest key software?? Help!

We're just normal men

Everybody you meet is fighting a battle you don’t know about. Attack them. Now they’re fighting two battles

lebron could never

Still can’t believe Conan’s dead.

You don't have to put on the red light.