I've read this RIGHT TO THE END which is a rara avis

Dear Lord

I left Twitter for sanity a while back, but for tedious admin reasons had to pop back on yesterday and glanced at Rob Palk and I miss him more than anyone. Rob can I somehow get your feed and yours only piped across to me in the real world?

I'm now so obsessed with Bercow saying 'Mr Peter Bone' that I've spent a period of time setting it to the opening of Beethoven's 5th. Brexit is literally driving me mad.

The timetable for #EHBEA2023 is now live on our website!

Househusband performance. 13 single children's socks. And none in the dirty.

81 to 19 my word. How much clearer could it be. Lovely jubbly.

An amazing skill to pick one line by someone who had JKR on his radio show in a very long article. A very 'focussed' reader looking for impurity. Btw it's a fun article, recommended.

I'm going in. A week starting today.

I'm old enough to remember when not all homosexuals were paedophiles. Happy days.

My wife was bitten by a radioactive owl last week and now she's making all my decisions for me. She's been given power of a tawny.

Found this far more interesting than what it’s probably worth.