Wolverine is looking like shit these days.

Saw someone on social media say they hated something that I like and now it’s made me reconsider my entire worldview.

You what?

Just farted myself awake in New York. I don’t think anyone else heard it.

If that was an alien chestburster egg in his hand it would finally explain everything.

Stuff them up your arse.

What an absolute Jeremy bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

Pretty pleased with my design for the new England football kit.

Pussy in biro

The new James Bond finally revealed.

Rhyming slang:
Nigel Farage

Pretty pleased with my first day as the royal photographer.

Nobody mentions the elephant in the room, but what I want to know is how the fuck did an enormous elephant get into the room in the first place? Did they take the roof off and use a crane? Magic? Teleportation? The mainstream media are suspiciously quiet. Makes you think.

Pretty pleased with my first day as organiser and scriptwriter for the Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience.

Getting some interesting emails these days

COMPETITION TIME. About to pack this A3 Batsketch print and noticed a tiny bit of banding so I’m not going to sell this.

If you’d like the chance of winning this please RT and follow and I’ll pick a winner 1pm, Thursday.

My shop: infinitebacon.com/shop

People who say they know where the bodies are buried clearly don’t know that we’ve all heard of cemeteries. Idiots.

“I’ve got a few of these in my cabinet”