‘Conflict of Interest’ is like the most basic legal guardrail, a guiding light for any lawyer - and yet you have a court with nearly half of the appointees *chosen by Trump* tasked with deciding his fate. Hello? Is this thing on?

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I will always hold a place for laughter for the Trump butt boys - the adult men who carry water blindly, who scream and cry like babies, when their Sweet Daddy Donald gets punished.

Funny how the 'enemies of the state' painted by the right are people in beer ads and for the left are people disclosing state secrets publicly. Definitely the same thing! Normal country we have here.

All the meatbrains who shout 'law and order!' over and over again sure are quiet today

I know the mugshot thing would end up only serving Trump but I for one am sad that we aren't going to see the most perfect mugshot, a tremendous shot, many people are saying it's the greatest mugshot they've ever seen. Actually no I don't care you wet worm, FINALLY!!!

Going to be a big weekend for Trump at Mar-a-Lago before he’s arrested next week: someone just placed an order for 220lbs of ground beef, 36 2 liters of Coke, 42 logs of cheddar and 500 glazed donuts at the Palm Beach Publix.

1:24am Saturday morning, March 25th. My phone rings - it's him. Trump. 3rd time tonight. He's incredulous. Doesn't care that it's past hot dog hour by a long shot but he's scarfing one down. 'Fly out to Waco' he says. The rally. Apparently I'm back in the fold.

George Santos was piloting the F-22 that shot down the UFO piloted by George Santos today, according to George Santos.

Yeah dude we did that in November 2020

Can you imagine listening to Herschel Walker & then thinking 'yeah, now THIS is a guy I'm going to vote for.' I'd love to get inside the mind of anyone who supports him but I'm allergic to rotting meat.

“The Twitter Files” is interesting only to people who don’t understand or don’t care how dumb, how craven, and how contemptible the GOP and Trump were. The issue of pure human stupidity in the deep layers of government from 2016-2020 cannot be overlooked.

What do you think was the strangest moment of the Trump Presidency? Hard to pick one, but I'll go first:

Everything I've worked for (Trump shit himself at the resolute desk, Scientists discovered Bannon is 70% pimple, etc) could be gone!
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Wow can’t believe the people of Pennsylvania voted for the authentic guy in a hoodie over the off-brand viagra salesman from New Jersey. Shocking.

JUST IN: Dr Oz 'caught with satchel of kale-based dick pills at Election Eve event.' More to come.

BREAKING: Trump just called JD Vance with congratulations. Both nude, both eating warm meatball subs.