I always sit at home and think people should be more kind.

Me driving:
You Loser where did you get a license?
Cracker jack box?

choppy sewer water
I flush so many poems
you'd think by now
my heart was regular

#vss365

Pull for people to succeed

Sometimes I sing out loud with my earbuds in, and don't care who hears.

Good morning ✌️❤️

The ocean without a wave is just a puddle.

No amount of bullshit can change the truth…

Remind me, why did I want kids...?

I whip out tweets like i whip out you know what

SORRY I CAN’T RELATE TO “BEING NORMAL” I GREW UP INSIDE AN ACTIVE VOLCANO

Went to the doctor with a raisin stuck in my nostril. First thing she points out is 'Well, you're not eating right.'

Kinda neato how you nice imaginary people in my phone make me feel like I have some semblance of an actual social life.

What happened to everyone's brains we may never know but I would hate to be a zombie looking for a bite to eat these days.

I would like to take this opportunity to announce that I am running for President of the United States of America

Before you get to know me read the side effects label on my side

WWIII is trending and i don’t know what to wear for the occasion