2 NL West guys battle it out in the warehouse on the Slapball court

Story vs Rippers
Dbacks fan vs Padres fan
Me vs Ryan Cohen

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When I walk into my parents’ house, I know I’m getting a delicious meal, a warm bed, and familial love. There’s nothing like it. I assume that’s how Fernando Tatis Jr. feels at his home, dodger Stadium.

Jesse Agler is so good at his job.

A 20 year old is leading off for my favorite baseball team and that 20 year old has played so well I’m not even questioning it. Pretty nuts!

Yo Jackson Merrill just want you to know that San Diego loves you, like we LOVE you dude keep this up forever and ever ok that’s all for now thx

Luis Campusano has THREE (3) strikeouts in 52 at bats this year. Not too shabby for a catcher hitting 7th in the order.

2024 Padres are officially different. Doesn’t mean they’re some 100 win juggernaut now. But they’re different from last year. Two games this week they NEVER woulda had a season ago. Jackson Merrill is playing out of his mind. Tatis is gonna win an MVP. Beautiful stuff.

WHAT A WIN!!!! That never happens last year. So so so in love with this team. This is fun!!!!

Life is better when the Padres win.

Jackson Merrill is 20 years old.

FERNANDOOOOOOOO

NOTHING fires me up like a Manny bomb off that team

#InnocentIppei #IppeiIsInnocent

(I know nothing) (Blaming Ohtani is more fun)

Life is better when the Padres win.

Scored early. Gave up the lead in a dumb way. And didn’t completely fold. Took the lead back. And then added on late. This is a dream game! More like this!

The Padres are lighting up Kyle Hendricks I cannot believe this is real life

JAKE INTO CRONE ZONE OH BABY!!!!

This is how you answer after giving up the lead LFGSD I love it

Three weakly hit singles to score the game’s first run off Kyle Hendricks feels like the exact opposite of every Padres game I’ve ever watched against this dude and I love it

Why does my 8 year old son’s helmet go so hard?