great news everybody. i have finally beaten the dog allegations, once and for all

DILBERT — “I’ll let you go if you can tell me which came first: Ranch, or Cool Ranch.”
YOU — “What?”
DILBERT — “Ranch, or Cool Ranch.”

1. - “Ranch.”
2. - [Encyclopedia - Godly 16] “Cool Ranch.”

Slurp on my 'gurt.
Cause you know its purp.
Put me in the dirt.
Put me in a shirt.

“Who is buying these tents?!”
The enormous modular led screen is organic though

CONGRATULATIONS
Legendary Babe Ruth
'Posthumous conversion to Islam'
Now thats a home run

when you call time on sozzled bonking and all you get back is that plonker stare

we are coming up on the third successive generation of old people to pretend like they personally lived through ww2 whenever anything happens

The week after Trump was elected, I dreamed that my blonde hair was so long that it touched the ground, and that I used it to cover and hide and protect the body of my brown husband.

this isn’t to shade MLK

QUIT YOUR JOB
GO TO THE BANK
WITHDRAW ALL YOUR MONEY
DO NOT BUY ANYTHING
DO NOT SELL ANYTHING
STAY COMPLETELY STILL
DO NOT ALLOW
THE EYE OF CAPITAL
TO SEE YOU IN MOTION
THAT'S HOW THEY GET YOU

I'll finally be able to hear 4'33' instead of having it drowned out by background noise.

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あっかんべ～してるみたいですね😍
今日もゲキカワ〜

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this is the kind of thing people would do in audiences with a byzantine emperor. very old school

women these days only ever seem to care about, 'hispanic man', and never, 'his panic, man'

From The
TWISTED MIND
of filmmaker
AARON SORKIN

So Ben-Gvir’s driver hits a random guy’s car, his bodyguard puts his gun to the guy’s head, and the only reason he doesn’t shoot is cuz the guy is wearing a Star of David necklace.

“The only reason I’m alive is because I’m Jewish.”

Apartheid!

University of Illinois Urbana-Champagne protesters have encircled police using reinforced banners & signs

It is actually progress to have Israeli elites openly admitting they prefer endless war to a Palestinian state. That has been the Israeli position for decades, but now that it’s in the open the world can deal with it on honest terms