WOLVES ARE INVOLVED

DON'T BE SAD THAT YOU CAN'T SEE THE ECLIPSE I HEAR THAT THE EUPHORIA IT PROVIDES IS ON PAR WITH ACHIEVING A MAJOR WORKPLACE GOAL OR WORKING THROUGH THE WEEKEND.

CAN'T HURT TO TRY!!!

hell yeah baby let the wolf into the henhouse, let your job live within you, leave no morsel of yourself untainted

Thunder Junction was my first set working as a Creative Text writer for Magic: The Gathering!

Bringing a game with 30+ years of history to a totally new place alongside some of its most notorious villains was a really unique and fun task.

(pic: my first piece of flavor text)

I LOVE GETTING EMAILS FROM STORES

HOW DID WE DO

YOU HAVE EARNED 10 STORE POINTS

WHEN ARE YOU COMING BACK TO THE STORE

WHY DID YOU GO HOME

RETURN TO THE STORE

RETURN TO THE STORE

RETURN TO THE STORE

GOOD ART SHOULD NOT MAKE YOU FEEL WEIRD OR CHALLENGE YOU

GOOD ART SHOULD MOTIVATE YOU TO WORK EXTRA HARD TO GENERATE VALUE FOR YOUR EMPLOYER

IT SHOULD BE DEAD BEHIND THE EYES

NO REAL REASON

I AM SO SORRY, WHEN THE MEETING ENDED AND YOU SAID YOU WERE 'GIVING ME MY TIME BACK' I ASSUMED I WAS FINALLY FREE

I LOVE TO WORK WHILE TRAVELING

I LOVE TO BE STRESSED OUT ABOUT THE WIFI SITUATION IN A PLACE I DREAMED OF VISITING AS A CHILD

I CARRY MY PRISON WITH ME BY CHOICE AND THAT MEANS IT CANNOT BE BAD RIGHT

SIGNING A WELL MEANING PETITION OUTSIDE THE GROCERY STORE WHILE ELEVEN SIMULTANEOUS TRAINS FULL OF TOXINS DERAIL AROUND ME

I LOVE THIS

I AM A FREE THINKER

NO GODS

NO MASTERS

JUST A SERIES OF RICH GUYS WHO I TREAT LIKE AN UNCOMFORTABLE MIXTURE OF BOTH GOD AND MASTER

OTHER THAN THAT THOUGH ITS ALL ME BABY

EXCELLENT TASTE