So this happened today.

Any white dude with mirror lense sunglasses is Casey Niestat to me

Why do all glassblowers have sacred geometry tattoos?

Guys cmon can we stop riding his dick so hard

im really in the minority here this shit feel like the twilight zone

U lied about the shirts 😢 PUBG MOBILE #PMSC

a bitch with a 350 credit score not bout to tell me my dick small

me: hey rivers cuomo what are you up to?
rivers cuomo: 𝕨𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕝𝕖 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕛𝕚𝕞𝕞𝕪

Might cop the whole set

man when this beard finally come in i’m goin bald bald like Common and beatin the shit out the caucasian protagonist in a movie for a hour straight before he shoot me and drown me in a river

Gender reveal party where my wife draws one of these cards

Is there quality mid?

This is how dudes start tweeting when they purchase a pair of comme de garcon shoes

“Y’all hiding behind a mask...” DUDE U R LITERALLY HIDING BEHIND A MASK

emergency alert test

Don’t act like ordering chicken Katsu isn’t just ordering a chicken tender