Morning

Robin Williams & Richard Pryor

I honestly don’t think this is parody. But so, so much to enjoy in this. There’s Gary’s face looking delighted; Trump looking like death. And the picture of Melania looking - well nothing like Melania.
Happy Mayday

I demand a helicopter, $100,000, seven tickets to see the Brazilian National Mime Theatre at the Riverside Studios, a Cairn Terrier named Bobby, one of them little black rubber things that goes 'ne ne ne ne', the complete memoirs of Donald Sinden and a tofu and mung bean salad.

Dennis Skinner getting kicked out of Parliament for calling David Cameron, Dodgy Dave, they should have given him a medal, or chucked David Cameron out and made Skinner PM.

#TuesdayThoughts

Whilst everyone quite rightly runs the other way, these 7 incredible men and women ran at the danger…

A man armed with a sword, when merely they had a stick, some spray and a taser.

These are hero’s. 💙 but like every cop I’ve met in these situations, they will not accept

We often sadly see people questioning the presence of females in policing, what they ‘can’ & ‘can’t’ do….

Two images from two different parts of the world in the last two weeks highlight how amazing women are in policing, and how, when they need to, like anyone, they step up

Talk about steeling someone’s thunder… 😂

A really interesting read about special forces and miniature submarines.
telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/04/3…

Victoria Atkins - who preps these people for the media round - factually incorrect and intellectually incoherent is no way to go through life

Have to say Private Eye Magazine is absolutely on fire this week. 👏👏👏

If all of the men, women and families who served, sacrificed and lost their lives fighting for the UK in wars of the past could see the country now do you think they’d be proud or heartbroken?

This classic is entitled ‘waiting outside the headmaster’s office’ circa 1989

The most underrated thing in this decade is patience - nobody wants to wait

Madeley asking if it's ever justifiable to steal from supermarkets, Susanna Reid fighting to keep a straight face 🤣

Only those old enough know why the eye looks like this...

An opportunity to make a difference? Or an opportunity to realise you can't?

Now that’s a beautiful slice of Britain and what a bloody delivery 😊