happy opening day

Dick’s Sporting Goods is so wise about dating

taylor’s new album is called the tortured poets department…. and who is the most tortured poet of them all…. that’s right, joe biden

the happiest 2 days of a boat owner’s life are the day he buys a boat and his birthday

Big congratulations to #KingOfTheHill production workers! 💪 A Supermajority supports unionizing with #AnimationGuild . Solidarity wins!

happy “go nuts” november! (kidz bop version of no nut november)

i found max landis's laptop

basketball’s back baby

took an awesome picture of the eclipse today

some publications are like the opposite of Goldmember -- they did *not* lose their genitalia in an unfortunate smelting accident

my album 'funny songs & sketches' is out today! and as a special treat, here's the first music video. it's for a dumb little country song called 'unless...'

There's a shoplifting crisis at Hobby Lobby

first concert: Liev Schreiber's Blues Interrogative
last concert: Liev Schreiber's Blues Interrogative
best concert: Liev Schreiber's Blues Interrogative (2012)
worst concert: n/a
seen the most: Liev Schreiber's Blues Interrogative
most surprising: Blues Interrogative (Liev sick)

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