Twitter Web App : Working from home for nearly a year, I may be tempted to watch ITV if #PiersMorgan is swapped for #JeremyClarkson and #Lorraine for #Jeremykyle. p.s get rid of #LooseWomen - total shit!
Android : What is it with #moderndance where they throw themselves down on the floor, or collapse in a heap? Why can't they spin round on their backs like #streetdance or even wave their legs and arms in the air irratically like #dieingfly now that's far more entertaining!
Android : West Midlands Police WMids police. Putting a post boasting that you have arrested a child. If you are looking for the footballer to get a statement, I guess he did not put a complaint in. West Midland Serious Crime Squad - At it's best!
Android : Jack Buckby My mums birthday is 4th July, I usually pull her leg pointing out all the Americans celebrating her birthday. This year was her 80th birthday anniversary, so all those in the pubs must have raised a glass to her too 😊