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Good people...tell me this is a joke! Ati, I will pay Kshs 2000 per camel annually for my camels in Bangal? Kenya is very close to Boston during the formative years of the American Revolution! Mohamed Wehliye, MBS Dr Willy M Mutunga, Chief Justice, Kenya (2011-16) Kenya Revenue Authority FCPA Billow Kerrow

The best thing Busia residents did was to bring forth Senator Okiya Omtatah to the Senate. For that, God will reward the residents of Busia abundantly. Omtatah singlehandedly exposed the rot in the 17B Oil scandal that has left the mentioned CSs to seek refuge and pay…

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Arnold Vinick is a character in TV series West Wing. The actor he is speaking to whose name I forget starred in L.A Law. The script is Hollywood imagination e.g Nike and similar companies dont build factories, they contract, and the EPZ factories they contract are tax free.

Meanwhile JKIA is very ready for El Nino rains 😬

Hii Holiday ndio unaendanga Oshago unapatana na ule Classmate wako alipatanga D-Maina KCSE wewe ukiwa na A plain..... Unapata Ako na bibi na watoto,Ng'ombe za Maziwa,Ako na shamba analima,Amefungulia Bibi Duka hapo centre,Wako na Kisiagi pia na Ako na NDUTHI mbili zinafanya…

The total amount Kenyans stored in their Mpesa wallets grew 37% to Sh274 billion in September.

Safaricom now holds nearly the same deposits as Stanbic Bank at Sh273 billion.

There is no greater evil than Israel & US who slaughtered nearly 5,000 children in 30 days!

Sunday Papers are saying Anne Njeri Njoroge imported the 100,000 tonnes of oil, through the port of Jeddah in Saudi Arabia, with the help of her business partner in Turkey.

She did not have an import permit because oil coming into Kenya must pass through the G-to-G arrangement…

This idea of consolidating all government payments under one paybill number ought to have been better clarified. I now hear that heads of parastatals such as Kenya Power have been summoned to explain why they haven't shifted to the collective paybill number.
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The Hustler Gov't wishes to notify all hustlers who lost their National ID Cards to kindly organize a search party to look for Ksh2,000 before they submit their application for a replacement.

Subsequently, the Hustler Gov't has resolved that freshly minted…

The school in Mombasa is finished and the kids are enjoying being back in lessons and learning. Massive thank you to those who donated and supported, myself and the team really appreciate it.💚

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Have seen post's today about electricity bills and I think it's high time I take myself to Kenya power coz this month I received a bill which we are yet to know how it was all about shifting from 5,000 to 19000 , this is bongers and I need to have a discussion with someone there

I'm reliably informed (Mohamed Wehliye, MBS) that H.E William Samoei Ruto, PhD was the star guest/speaker in the annual gathering of 'Davos in the Desert' organised by Saudi Arabia's PM H.E Mohamed Bin Salman. H.E. Ruto is the man to go on climate change in the context of developing countries.

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Political leaders drawn from the six Counties that make up the larger Coast province held a meeting in Nairobi today.

Senate Speaker Amason Kingi. CS Aisha Jumwa. CS Salim Mvurya. Mombasa Governor Sharif Nassir (ODM). Kwale Governor Fatuma Achani (UDA), Kilifi Governor Gideon…

“Economic freedom and personal liberty are not divisible. How do you… exercise your right to free speech if you’re not allowed… to acquire the supplies necessary to disseminate your views?… How can we… enjoy privacy rights if our property rights are insecure?”

– Ron Paul

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