If it’s true sobeit 😁

Judge: “Mr. Trump can you please state your name for the court”

Trump: “I plead the fifth”.

Apparently #Trump launched several nuclear farts in the courtroom today.

Some people think fart jokes are childish and immature. I’m not one of those people. 😂🤣

This is why the Freedom Caucus established the FART Team yesterday

Franklin Graham Donald J. Trump Did you ever ask anybody to pray for Bill Clinton?

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I can’t breath. 🤣🤣🤣

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RIP River. 💔

I’m waking up tomorrow at 4.30 A.M tomorrow to go to a soccer tournament.
How will I survive. Thoughts and prayers?

Falsifying business records in order to commit campaign finance fraud. ✅

Magic number that 9 ❤🇺🇸💙

Solid!

Fuck no

I might not be a 10 on the beach, but I’m a solid 9 Target 🤭

Quote Tweet a picture of yourself when you were much younger …

Should read 'A Short Story by Stormy Daniels'

Ahhhh...the memories!

Judge: “Mr. Trump can you please state your name for the court”

Trump: “I plead the fifth”.