Sarah Kendall (@Sarah_Kendall )

Sarah Kendall

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iPhone : One of the greatest ever moments on Parkinson came in 1982 when BUDDY RICH and ROY CASTLE improvised the hell out of it only to be joined by SAMMY DAVIS JR.

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iPhone : Stop abortion at the source.
Vasectomies are reversible.
Make every young man have one.
When he‘s deemed financially &
emotionally fit to be a father it will
be reversed. What’s that? Did the
idea of regulating a man’s body
make you uncomfortable?
Then mind your fucking business

iPhone : Anytime I’m drunk and hungry I think about my friend at uni who got smashed and next morning in the kitchen he found three empty salmon tins and an empty packet of smoked salmon, he’d gone on a total salmon frenzy like a drunk bear