The BJP has saved millions of rupees on Congress's MLAs and resorts with its triumph in Madhya Pradesh, Rajasthan, and Chhattisgarh.

If BJP wins today, you will see Modi on TV.

If BJP loses today, you will see J. P. Nadda on TV.

Narendra Modi visited the Sri Venkateswara Swamy Temple in Andhra today, and the entire country knows about it.

Violence in Manipur has been ongoing for the last 7 months, yet nobody seems to know about it.

Credit goes to Godi Media..!!

Suresh from UP, who never talked about the Manipur vioIence, is now putting together a theory explaining why we all should support lsraeI.

The face of demonetization.

Politicians are praying for IsraeIis

People are praying for PaIestinians

So cricketers’ wives are only blamed for their husbands’ poor performance but not praised for a brilliant game. #ViratKohli

This Army deserves the Snakeb!te 🐍

The only difference between Elvish Yadav and Godi Media is that Godi Media doesn't need to use snake venom to spread toxicity.

You voted BJP to encourage vioIence not to stop them.

Godi Media and Modi took 79 days to break their silence on Manipur.

During these 79 days, hundreds of people have been kiIIed in Manipur.

Throughout this period, you were busy watching “How many times Biden shakes his hand with Modi” on Godi Media.

Elon bhai, suna hai Mars pe photo achhi aati hai!!

Do not be surprised if Bhakts start labelling Adipurush a propaganda film crafted by Pakistan to hurt Hindu sentiments.

According to BJP, any tragedy for which BJP is responsible and accountable should not be politicised. Otherwise everything else is Jihad.

Modiji In the parallel universe:

Odisha train accident is ‘God’s message’ to save India from the ruling party.

The worst train catastrophe in 20 years resulted in nearly 230 fatalities and 700 injuries.

I'm expecting Godi media to accuse the dead people and demand Rahul Gandhi's resignation.

The one girl from the Mechanical batch!!

Waiting for some outsiders to speak up for the Indian wrestlers' protest so Akshay, Kohli and Sachin can tweet them not to interfere in India's internal matters.

RSS supporters, those gallant souls who never actually took part in the Indian freedom struggle, are now ambitiously attempting to rewrite history through the magical medium of cinema. Bravo!

How perfectly balanced our society is, with the righteous Olympic medalists who deserve justice and respect languishing in jail, while the fraud Sadhus and politicians who truly deserve to be imprisoned enjoy the fame in the parliament.