The government demands that Stronger Future Together does another poll as we are not happy with the result of the one they have just done. And how dare the Stronger Future Together account speak out against our Fuhrer. There is no place for unionists views or wisdom in an SNP Democracy!

New Government Album for those (few) who want to listen to our Fuhrer when she isn’t speaking gibberish to the press! ⤵️

What national scandal? Jeane Freeman is completely flawless. Scotland may have the highest death rate in U.K. but we all know that Westminster is to blame in some way! Long live our Führer. Long Live Scot Nats (even is they don’t social distance) Who cares about unionists.

Jeane Freeman has done little wrong in her career. How dare anybody speak against this government. Jeane Freeman has lots to be proud of such as the unopened hospitals (because who needs them in the current times?) and Scotland’s testing capacity (please don’t compare with rUK).

Our fabulous Deputy First Minister on Sky News. Shame the Westminster establishment clearly forced the presenter to make fake claims against our flawless government.

We would like to make it clear that Coronavirus has benefits too. The biggest is that the English have gone home.

Today we looked at the most binned items in Scotland’s bins and the winner of the most binned item is the SNP Election Leaflets.

The BBC must be held to account how dare they cover part of our Führer Nicola Sturgeon’s face with they logo.

Today the the cabinet met to look at the successes from last year due to our government. The meeting to review success lasted a full 3 minutes and it was concluded that the lack of success in devolved matters was not Scottish Government’s fault. Here is a quote from our spokesperson.

We as the true and non-corrupt government of Scotland believe that the only explanation that can be made on why the website had problems was that the Bank of England tried to make fun of the Scottish People. This has been concluded with no inquiry but First Minister says it’s true.

We want to put out a warning to say that this Intelligence Test by the BBC is fake as our Scottish Cabinet including First Minister took the test and it was clearly false as it tried to claim they were all stupid. It can be concluded that it was rigged by the Tories at Westminster.

Happy New Year from your Scottish Government! We are ready to bring another year of failure and policies that will make Scotland known to the world (for the wrong reasons). Just remember it’s never our fault, it’s always the folk at Westminster!

As the government reflects on the year, we must thank John Swinney MSP for making the education system continue to fail as it has made Scotland’s crime rate lowers as criminals are now more stupid than ever before.

This News Today is just another reason for an Independent Scotland (along side the free “Aye Pads”) as Pupils won’t need to know how to speak English as the Government would make it the law to speak Gaelic.

The Winner of the Scottish Government’s Worst Minister Award in 2019 is Jeane Freeman MSP! 🥳 The nominations list included all SNP Ministers however Jeane stood out as the prize winner this year! We must make it clear that all problems she had were because of Westminster.

Today,our useless FM has informed people about how 2020 will be the year where Scotland will be known internationally-Most likely for our failing education system, drugs crisis, unopened or dangerous hospitals and the free “Aye Pads” being handed out.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotla…

The Ignorant FM Nicola Sturgeon held a press conference on Scotland's Unwanted Second Divisive Referendum. Scotland chose their constitutional future in 2014 and strongly voted to stay in th UK but the FM just wants to check if anybody has changed their mind for no reason.