I’m a catch 😂

#Taurus Life

Technology feels like a prison sometimes.

Ask me one more time “What’s for dinner?”

You ever wished you could jump off the earth 🌍?? That’s me today.

You’ll never find me where you left me.

I don't reply to sex tweets, I've got enough children already

My birthday is Saturday, and I’d like a baby buffalo. K, thanks.

Sassy, classy, dumbassy.

You ever feel that switch flip from I care so fucking deeply it’s crushing my soul to idgaf about any of it anymore and I am completely indifferent? The mind in self preservation mode is a marvel.

Guys what’s stopping you?

Mondays dont suck, your life does.

Where can i get grenades, im irritated as hell

Find myself thinking “what’s the fuckn point anymore?”

Shed who you pretend to be.

A man who lacks purpose will distract himself with pleasure.

Some of you need to hear this. Others need to stop doing this to people.