Congratulations!!

More of an ejection than an election.

Is #usepens trending yet?

Reading the manifestos for the London Mayor. If your pitch is “London is fast becoming a Third World cesspit, where crime is rampant and radical Islamist extremists dominate the streets!” your problem is going to be that the voters are Londoners and they know that’s horseshit.

'What on earth would induce you to think that you are going to gain by giving up that relationship?'

ASPCA called to inspect Noem’s Ark.

“Asylum seekers should go back to the last safe country they were in. Unless that country is the UK, in which case they should stay where they are.” 🤔🤔🤔

Happy birthday [email protected]

Latest from me. This has bern waiting to be pointed out for quite a while theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

Hello, sorry to bother you on a Sunday morning, but we can’t help but notice our poll numbers are still a bit of a disaster. We’ve got some plans to be as cruel as we can be to some vulnerable and desperate people, but it’s hard to stay motivated when votes aren’t forthcoming

Betty is 13 today. She is currently barking to be let in at the front door having run out the back door, which remains open. She is convinced each door leads to a different reality and not just the garden.

Ok, she’s my better half, but Gail Myerscough is rather amazing, and works her lovely wee head off to produce lovely stuff.

If you’re running Parkrun today and think you deserve a medal, sign up to support the Homeless World Cup and treat yourself to one! worldunited.com/sign-up/

FWIIW, there is no way that this would be acceptable in the UK. What does it say that the other members of the court are not calling this out?

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Happy birthday to the CPR , 25 today.

It’s an inquiry and not a court hearing but the Horizon Inquiry feels like an object lesson in justice being seen to be done.

In “how’s your day going news” a sodden, disintegrating ceiling tile fell on me in the loo at the Employment Tribunal.