Mastermind is getting easier. I usually get one, I got six in two minutes

The chin plaster is putting me off BBC Breakfast

How many would come to your funeral. I have no more than 50. Suppose we need to think about the sandwich’s

Small world

WTF is this on 4?

Ready for action

⁦FKA Molly⁩ you like your music. England v Ireland. No one won youtu.be/6Ejga4kJUts

#bbcqt people fleeing war do not go to Rwanda. Economic migrants will be going.

#GhislainePrinceAndrew this could get Maxwell out. You can’t make a documentary when there is an appeal. Also the juror on TV. Give me strength.

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Cheating French bastards

Nothing is going to cheer you up like Marcella on a Sunday afternoon Anna Friel

The Revenant is such a good film. Similar to getting home from the local in December.