This is X in the evening

But you aren’t a worm

Gabor Mate is clearly brimming with joy and a zeal for life. I’m sure his valuable perspectives are what I need to improve myself.

Today on TwiXer

Literally me rn

I don’t buy weed I just smoke it

“I’m pregnant.”

Seems like an Op

I’m not judgmental; I’m ✨discerning✨

My favorite Twitter archetypes:

• High IQ
• Introspective
• Contrarians (love arguing)
• Self-actualizers
• Genuinely curious
• Almost clinically insane

Such a wide variety😎

It’s in there, look again. Right side door second shelf next to the ketchup.

'How many shots was that? Maybe I should drive'

Just tried HD2 and got pwnd

“hey…” “Hey.”

“I am going to make Anthony Bourdain kill himself”