The Bandit Princess(@SelemeneCeleste) 's Twitter Profileg
The Bandit Princess

@SelemeneCeleste

Luna // 28 // She/Her // I have 10,000 wives // I post pictures of my cats and whatever else I feel like at the time

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calendar_today09-03-2020 04:08:01

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zach(@profshroomish) 's Twitter Profile Photo

taking this as confirmation that draining kiss isn't like a kiss-shaped energy attack or something, and you ARE indeed just getting licked by a horse

taking this as confirmation that draining kiss isn't like a kiss-shaped energy attack or something, and you ARE indeed just getting licked by a horse
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vivian 👻(@_vividley) 's Twitter Profile Photo

weak aura: i am at peace and in charge of my own coverage
strong aura:
FUCK IT WE ICE STAB
FUCK IT WE ICE STAB
FUCK IT WE ICE STAB
FUCK IT WE ICE STAB

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Patrick Monahan(@pattymo) 's Twitter Profile Photo

All the grizzled old guys at the docks keep hissing and doing the sign of the cross at the mysterious crate we’re loading on my ship and saying stuff like “God be with you.” Probably fine

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saliva(@salivasisters) 's Twitter Profile Photo

chat how do i Get a lesbian to under stand i Like her if She doesnt get it after i Directly say i Like her . apparently , this is a common Problem? i Dont think any lesbian could be useless, though. you Should all stop saying that

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saliva(@salivasisters) 's Twitter Profile Photo

if i Had a wife in My arms id be So happy and kicking My feet every morning but i Dont so instead i Hit my head reallyHard against the wall and Scream WHY until My neighbor call Police

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