Dead that the two dudes in the video are going though this hypothetical prompt but just continue to compare lightbulbs completely ignoring her

Doonesbury @Doonesbury Sunday Cartoon (3) of six panels.

I can't believe I gotta get here on Storm's Internet and defend Cyclops today. Cyclops is not a cop-wannabe. Cyclops is that weird, crazy white boy. Cyclops is this dude:

My favorite part of Twitter where you can buy a blue check for $8 but be so ashamed you hide it is that those replies show up right in the middle of all the other dumb fucks that paid to get boosted

Ultimately, Starship Troopers fails as a parody because I personally identify with the thoughts and actions of all the characters the movie seems to be satirizing, and that can’t be right

It’s insane that that Verhoeven said verbatim “I hate Nazis, fuck them, I’m making fun of them” and Twitter is still full of accounts like “but have you considered the uniforms look good”

My 13 year old just told me she’s getting into Midwest emo so it’s time for a fuckin history lesson

The Eagles have signed special teams coordinator Michael Clay to a contract extension. Special teams rankings in 2023:

DVOA: 1st
Punt return yards: 1st

Special teams was the Eagles' best unit in 2023. Shoutout Britain Covey.

i mean come on

I never thought I was the kind of person to fall for a scam, but then I and eight of my human friends were given a Ring of Power and we were all of us deceived, for another Ring was made.

The X-Men have and will always be symbols for inclusion and diversity. If you’re a bigot and have a problem with that, you’re not an X-Men fan and you don’t understand the slightest thing about them.

I assure you I am built different and will not put $50K into a shoebox to hand off to a stranger after a phone call

I can't remember who made this sorry

Happy Ash Wednesday to all whom celebrate

That holding penalty had me thinking about how I never held you enough. And now I’m paying the penalty. Hope you’re enjoying the game. You don’t have to respond

Me currently:

The Mocking of Christ, by Carl Heinrich Bloch, 1880, 📸 via Bleacher Report

The sad thing is, airfield management is a pretty dope AFSC