As things are now:
1. Try not to fall sick 🤒
2. Don't let anything happen to your phone📱
3. Avoid things that will take you to jail.
4. Don't make any girl pregnant 🤰
5. Drink plenty of water and eat healthy
6. Read Number 4 again.
7. Try again and read Number 4

To anyone who is carrying a heavy heart in silence, it’s gonna be okay soon🤍🙏

Don't be the guy who's good at sounding smart but hasn't done anything with his life.

Me who refused COVID-19 vaccine you're forcing me to take Yellow Fever vaccine....osesa 😂😂😂🙌

Uncomfortable Truths:

1. The community will NEVER help you to get money, but they'll expect money from you once you get it.

2. We've got to fix our families first before we fix what’s outside of our families.

3. If every man fixed his family, then the community improves.

4.…

Just retweet when you see it😂

Distance yourself from anyone who diminishes your mental health, be it relatives.

The truth is life is getting harder each day that goes by...money is scarce, standard of living is high, taxes are high. Surviving in Uganda everyday is becoming a hard task 🥹😭

The minister of Energy and Mineral development Phiona Nyamutoro is in parliament discussing issues about the music industry, this only happens when people are appointed in positions because of sweetness but not capability.

“Data wabantu tumutugga, wosakko 2GB tuzitugga in 30 minutes.

Me after a long day of making mtn and airtel admins work under pressure on a public holiday 😂

If you're seeing this, April will be your best month yet.

#DataTheftExhibition

MTN bundles MTN bundles
in adverts in real life

#DataTheftExhibition
*When you switch off your phone to go to sleep*

Airtel data:

It would I’ve been better if you added your children’s photo too 😂😂😂why are you posting other people’s children, you don't compete where you don't compare!! 😂😂basajja aBakulu nokwesiliwaza!

Now you unmarried ladies, when you organize parties and plan to call your married friends, pls know that the decision to come is not theirs alone.

A married woman doesn’t move aimlessly from one party to another. She has to ask permission from her king 👑 and if he says Yes,…

You'll gain more peace and clarity when you're not included, invited, accepted or liked.

Traditional Family:

Daddy says:
Ethan this senior one, you’re going to Naggalama St. Joseph.

Ethan:
Yes Daddy.

Modern Family:

Daddy says:
Ethan , do you want to go study at Naggalama?

Ethan:
Of course not!!

Daddy :
Which school do you want?

Ethan:
I don’t know 🤷🏽‍♀️…

Pay attention to unhealthy relationship attachments. Know your value independent of others. You should be free to be your authentic self. If you find yourself hiding who you are & absorbing other people's feelings, it's time make some changes in life Or else you aint living.

No matter how much hatred you feel for someone, the little humanity in you should never allow you to celebrate their dark moments. ~Unknown