At any time of day u are at risk of accidentally reading a conversation like this on the Internet

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I’ve seen a lot of things in my life

I’ve gotten this exact bio sent to me over 10,000 times by the way it’s the single most common submission I’ve gotten

Apparently if you shave your head and then go on a dating app, you will get this kind of message from multiple men

Even when you think he must be done, it keeps going

Sensitive topic for Paul?

I just imagine him drinking so many glasses of milk between messages

…. well no

Which part 😭

The first happy ending on my page and I have to say I’m thrilled

Oh wow

Yayyyy

For what reason 💀

Every sentence got crazier in a way I could never have predicted

Oh my god just calm down. Unclench

?😭

A 38-year-old to an 18-year-old he met one time btw

You do Not Live in the Roman Empire. You Never Did

Dating as a single parent whew