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we were FED GENEROUSLY.

How do you go back to school after they brought out snipers on you?

having twitter on your monthly bank statement for $22 just to edit typos is actually insane.

Weird that Elon wouldn't like Nelson Mandela's family. So strange. Wonder why that is. Curious. Hmmmm

remember when you had to have credentials and be mentioned in articles & interviews to get verified? i finally have all of that and now it’s moot.

rooftop bar, fire view, drink makeouts = my holy trinity

can’t have student loan debt if you have no students! - biden

damn.

they not real yearners.

professor x said mutants posed to be in genosha having fun & “making love” it’s def not a kids show 😭

deeply and severely unserious administration.

i hate when i can tell someone just yawned around me without hearing it.

this is why i close my ears when people say brent can’t sing.

this a hot take I support.

Okay so im reading the quotes and im extremely confused LMFAOOO wym complete darkness??

everything about that trendy ass water makes me angry.

if it’s ackee & saltfish, sign me up.