Birthday outfit 2, breaking out some new Loewe trousers and a moustache. 40 so far - good

That low, droning sound you can hear in Vienna today is the sound of 12 emperors and 18 empresses rotating at 2400rpm in the Imperial Crypt of the Capuchin Church in Vienna

Two absolute diamonds turning a round age today: Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower, Twitter's greatest film nerd, and Rick Burin, perhaps this platform's most stylish homosexual

Birthday outfit 1 for breakfast and pottering about. Vintage Etro jacket first use now the weather is right!

No jacket! It's Spring! Right?

My friend is working on this. Most fascinatingly employed pal

Labour got 80% and 70% of the vote in these two seats last time. Pathetic, pathetic article

Increasingly based Paul Mason