51 years ago today, construction of Sears Tower was completed. At the time, it became the world's tallest building. #Chicago

The real you is the person you become when you're tracking a package.

Word of the day is ‘fudgel’ (18th century): to make a big show of working hard whilst actually doing very little.

Even if you found a feral child near the dumpster behind a Dairy Queen and then educated it on absolutely nothing but Dukes of Hazzard reruns and Mountain Dew nutrition facts, that child would still have a better understanding of the U.S. Constitution than Lauren fucking Boebert.

We must be at the end of history, because we have seen everything now.

Them: 'A clever person solves a problem, a wise person avoids it'
Me: *takes a nap

That's no igloo

Boeing just killed all the whistleblowers and you're selling?

First trailer for ‘LEE’, starring Kate Winslet, Josh O’Connor, Andy Sandberg, Alexander Skarsgård and Marion Cotillard.

In theaters on September 27.

no whistleblowers left. buy buy buy

I'm smart but not 'figure out how to start the hotel room shower' smart.

What’s my superpower?
I can look you dead in the face while you’re talking and not hear a word you said

Only a matter of time before my electric bill asks me to select a tip amount.

Real ones know that the runtime doesnt matter if the pacing is good

No purple ones? Broke ass✋🏻💀

irritability. people automatically assume someone is mad all of the time or have an attitude when in reality they’re swallowing so much rage.