Am I just in the way? youtube.com/watch?v=JLtrgQ…

Cancer was the real killer something something #OJ

Every time I see stuff about the rapture, I feel like they're treating Jesus like their alcoholic divorced dad who keeps promising to pick them up to go fishing but never shows.

Whoever guessed that the feeling I was describing when I initially posted this comic was 'Gender Dysphoria', you are good diagnosticians.

Attn: Jonathan Sloman
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Does the Musée de l'Inquisition de Carcassonne have any holy week specials?

Utoob video ideas: Fluent Burp-talking American kid stuns native speakers. Pranksters barge into Five Guys and play 4 bars of Jethro Tull's Hunting Girl on clarinets then leave. Grandpa Cries and Wails after recieving rather ordinary gift.

Speaking as a former temp, this excerpt from Maria Bamford 's 'Sure I'll Join Your Cult' is the most deeply truly resonant Hollywood anecdote I can think of right now. You made millions of people laugh last night! Now here's my coffee order.

Coming soon

New Firesign Theatre album reissue on Bandcamp: 'Power', Proctor & Bergman's scathing Hollywood satire from 1990.
firesigntheatre.bandcamp.com/album/power

You know what my Oscar win was? Staying off this hellsite and forgetting until right now that there even was an Oscars. #IdLikeToThank

Giddy-up, pregunta, pregunta de mama
Giddy-up, hakuna, hakuna matata

#Elvira

Well ACTUALLY

'Yes, and? Sir we are BOTH working from home'

I’m almost 52 and a goofball, meaning Maria Bamford and John Hodgman and reggie watts are practically my peer group. (Note to self: I have met all of them exactly once, meaning they don't qualify as peers or pals or even acquaintances. Get a grip. Thank you)

You’re here for a long time, not a good time xox

Thank you then, Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience. For an event that showed us the horror of these times, a script that was the wonder of our age, and a reaction that brought more joy than I thought the internet was capable of giving us any more.

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