Quite chuffed today
76 and I've only just found my first grey pube.
On reflection the check out at Tesco wasn't the best place to go searching 😕😕😕

Lots of F1 drivers are named after Scottish places.
Stirling Moss
Louis Hamilton
Ayr Town centre.

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Charlotte Killeya Dear Charlotte, the cake looks wonderful and I'm delighted to see that blue cover. And of course I send you my very best wishes and hope all goes well with the treatment. Thank you, D

#OnThisDay 1016 King Æthelred the Unready died in London. His nickname derives from a deal he struck with the Vikings which he claimed was 'uven-rædy', but which was in fact rubbish.

Imagine being employed by the The Mirror and BBC Radio 5 Live, and posting homophobic posts about the son of a Royal Marine... Reported and blocked.
Don't be a dick!!

Æthelred the Unready demanding his elderly archbishop of Canterbury finds another £5,000 of Danegeld to pay off 'some bad people' because it's a matter of 'life and death'.

Perhaps Conservatives and CCHQ Press might like to explain why they have selected a person previously convicted of election fraud to stand as a candidate for their party in Derbyshire? derbytelegraph.co.uk/news/local-new…

Retweet if you think Lee Anderson is a brainless gobshite.

Morecambe captain Farrend Rawson has called on owner Jason Whittingham to sell the club after the League Two side were deducted three points. 😳

#BBCEFL

Chemo day, session 12 of 12 in this cycle. 18th overall.

I've heard reports that Susan Hall will charge Londoners for every time they use the toilet!!!
A Number 1 is £1; a Number 2 is £2. This is the thin end of the wedge, and Londoners cannot afford this madness!

A vote for Hall is a vote for expensive shit!!!

Well well. One of Susan Hall’s advisers has spilled the beans and let slip that she’s planning to charge pedestrians £12 a day to walk round London and an extra £5 if you use more than 10 pedestrian crossings a day.
How can hard working Londoners afford this?
Total madness.

Wow what a scum bag. Please share. Vauxhall Motors FC The FA SaveGrassRootsFooty Liverpool Echo Sport

First time out of house since Saturday. No such thing as too much Joan right? My chazza finds.

By jove Gloria, you must have been apoplectic over those Tory party logos but I don’t recall reading about it.

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Happy Easter! ✝️

Well worth a watch for sure. Powerful stuff.