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Sir Kazam {blu tik}

@SirKazamJeevi

Satirist, Bigotry Slayer, MontyPython & Mad Magazine fan. Trump is a Moron. No Politician is worth idolizing. स्वयमेव जयते Likes&Retweets≠Endorsement. he/him

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In my Thud Turrrm I will make Muslims pay ₹200 for petrol & ₹3000 for gas cylinder. Agar Congress aayi to aisa nahi hoga!

Bhakts: Mudi Mudi Mudi ! And how much will we pay?

You will also pay the same but just imagine how much will Muslims suffer!

Bhakts: Mudi Mudi Mudi !

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चुनाव शुरू होने से पहले मोदी विकसित भारत बता रहे थे

पहले चरण में मुस्लिम लीग, मटन पर आये

दूसरे चरण में मंगलसूत्र, भैंस पर आये

तीसरा चरण ख़त्म होते अडानी अंबानी के कालेधन से भरे टेम्पो पर आ गये

लेकिन चुनाव बेरोज़गारी महंगाई ग़रीबी पर टिका है, मुद्दों से ध्यान नहीं भटकेगा

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The claim by several Right Wing users that 'Pakistan Zindabad' slogan was raised in a Samajwadi Party rally in Azamgarh is FALSE. The slogan actually raised was 'Cycle Nishaan Zindabad'. Police have confirmed this to Alt News | @Oishanib_

altnews.in/cycle-nishaan-…

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Agar Congress aayi toh…

Doha will become Ek-ha
Chintu will become Chin-one
Achaar will become A-do
Barsaat will become Bar-sadhe teen
Puja Paath will become Puja Pa-char
Nautanki will become SadheChar-tanki
Tendulalkar will become Five-dulkar
वन विभाग will become हाफ विभाग

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The buffoon can’t win even one election without doing Hindu Muslim Bakwaas

So…

Ghanta 56 inch!
Vishwaguru, my foot!
Great Orator, LOL!
Most Popular, yeah right!
Fakeer, ROFL!

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Vaise Modi Ji had killed all black money in the Demonetization masterstroke

Phir ye Adani ke paas tempo mein bharne ke liye black money kahan se aaya? 🤔

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Old temples/mosques/churches were built by Kings to claim their rule was blessed by God. Priests endorsed the kings in return for right to run places of worship

God is everywhere & can’t be confined to buildings. The thing that’s fascinating is the architecture & engineering!

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खानवा जंग में बाबर से हारने के बाद राणा सांगा जख़्मी हालत में निकलने में सफल हुए, जंग में मुग़लों से तो बच गए लेकिन राणा सांगा को उनके ही राजपूत सामंतों ने ज़हर देकर मार डाला।

राणा सांगा की मौत के बाद उनके पत्नी रानी कर्णावती ने बेटे उदय सिंह को गद्दी पर बैठाकर सत्ता संभालने की…

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😂😂😂😂 as Adani owned NDTV reports that the women were forced to give fake declarations of rape by the BJP. Powerful message to the fraudulent Panna Pramukhs a permanent joke on journalism

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From their statement in court, looks like ED’s main problem with Kejriwal is that he shouldn’t be allowed to campaign. What has ED got to do with election? Maalik se itni wafadaari!

Arrey Modi Ji itna toh Mat Daro!!!! 😅

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Desperate to save his chair & delay his corruption prosecution, Netanyahu pursued a thoughtless war with no planned end game and has managed to alienate Israel’s strongest ally in history, The US

It was unthinkable that US will ever put a condition to their support of Israel

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Modi has asked Navneet Rama and Owaisi to start a Noora Kushti so that country gets busy in Hindu Muslim and forgets Modi’s incompetence, failures, corruption, buffoonery and association with rapists

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