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I wish this site would hurry up and die so all of the people I like will be forced to jump ship.

Super common in Southern China, and particularly helpful when you're traveling abroad. Though I admit to being somewhat ambivalent, only because I feel like social media has conditioned us to overlook foods that aren't naturally pretty, and I'm not sure that needs reinforcement.

Half the replies say she’s a target for human trafficking. The same people who say to do nothing about a virus that has killed 1.2 million people think a piece of masking tape on your car means you’re about to be kidnapped off the streets of suburbia and turned into a sex slave.

If only the guy worked as hard on actually fixing the site as he does on figuring out who he can blame other than himself when it crashes and burns.

A message from those trapped at Burning Man has just been released:

'They have taken the bridge and the second hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes. We cannot get out. A shadow moves in the dark. We cannot get out. They are coming!'

Good lord, people, please stop acting as if Yelp rankings are in any way meaningful. Yelp posts junk science, local pubs desperate for clicks pick it up, people argue, Yelp churns out more junk. It’s a self-perpetuating media economy based on arbitrary bullshit.

To be fair, literally being sterile is kind of the final frontier's thing.

I told myself I was done with massive restaurant blitzes, but I mmmmmmay have tried about 15 Jamaican restaurants to settle on Cool Vybz. New review is up:
phoenixnewtimes.com/restaurants/ph…