this is the most hilarious shit I've seen in a while lol gm

The Donkey Kong arcade has rudimentary copyright protection where the game crashes if it detects changes to the title screen copyright. However, it only checks the 'INTEND' part of 'NINTENDO', so that changing the first or last letters results in the game working normally.

no more podcasts we need FARMERS

Don’t expect a “bless you” after the 3rd sneeze, lets get it together.

no offense to camels but i thought they’d be better at it than this

The Wii BIOS contains this extremely small picture of Mario in its files. As such, Mario can technically be said to have been on every Wii console ever made, regardless of whether the owner has ever played a Mario game on it.

Last night I went to a bar, with the understanding that well-behaved women make history all the time. But then I saw a neon sign which changed everything.

im obsessed with this

the animal sanctuary account i follow just made a post about how one of their elephants had a “i didn’t know i was pregnant” type delivery that was so shocking that when the baby just dropped out onto the ground the other elephants ran away screaming

i thought my brother was hiding a girlfriend bc i saw this in his amazon purchase history but then i checked his ig story and TO MY SURPRISE

the future is here 😭

😭😭

Girls actually go to work and school with cramps. They can be in a lot of pain but still act normal throughout the day.

Poor sonic

My oil painting of McDonald’s Filet-O-Fish w/Strawberry Shake & Fries

Told my roommate that megamillions was up to $825 million and she said, “yeah but that’s only $400 million after taxes”. Our kitchen is in our living room.

Apparently Wario lives in a world where they got rid of Europe.

as a result of new taylor swift song 'mastermind' girls have been posting their boyfriend acquisition stories on tiktok

This shit got me crying 😭😭